Happy Birthday, You Old Bag
July 14th, 2010 | 0 Comments

Click on card to see inside.
My first card. Yeah, I know. I had myself in stitches over this one initially — the image is perfect with the spidery skin and cracked lipstick look — but then I couldn’t think of a friend or family member that I could mail this to and still remain on speaking terms with after they received it. Still, it remains one of my favorites because, really, doesn’t it say it all?
A web content manager based in Washington D.C., I manage websites during the day and, at night, I dream about being a reclusive novelist or an angry stand-up comedian.